THE ORIGINAL

Battledong

Tally Whackerzâ„¢ are just what you think you see! A giant foam rubber penis with a handle!! What is it for? Think of the possibilities!!

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TALLY WHACKERZâ„¢ are great for:

  • Bachelorette Parties!
  • Girls Night Out!
  • Fetish Parties!
  • Any Party!
  • Concerts!
  • Festivals!
  • Parades!
  • Gag Gifts!
  • Comedy Routines!
  • Stage & Video Props!
  • Halloween!
  • Wacky Sports!

TALLYWHACKERZâ„¢ GET WHACKED!

PARTY

ULTIMATE ADULT PARTY FUN!

THE ORIGINAL

TALLYWHACKERZ

SOFT BUT STURDY

Soft, high-quality foam makes for a solid yet gentle blow.

  • High Quality Foam
  • Soft, but not flaccid
  • 20″ Length x 4.5″ Diameter
STURDY HANDLE

A sturdy Eva Foam handle ensures a non-slip grip whilst you shoot from the hip.

  • A perfect 8″ Shaft
  • Two hands are better than one
  • Ribbed for your palms pleasure
LEAVE AN IMPRESSION

Give it a spin, give it a twirl, whether you’re boy or girl. Leave an impression, but don’t make a dent. Our 3ft foam phallus will be the best money you’ve ever spent.

  • The Ultimate Party fun
  • Get Whacked!